M4 Polytheists vs Monotheists

    I left Europe in search of a interesting discussion. Some times death gets boring after all. So I headed for the Arabian Peninsula to see if I could talk to Muhammad. He was a interesting guy.
    By the time I got to مكة المكرمة (Makka) he was talking to his wife Khadija about the Polytheists, or those who believe in multiple gods. It seemed conflict loomed just over the horizon. I myself am a Buddhist, witch has its roots in Hinduism. Since Hinduism is a polytheist religion, I decided to argue on the Polytheists behalf.  I stepped from the shadows to confront him.
    "Is it true that you are trying to get those who believe in multiple gods away from the Kaaba?" I asked boldly.
    "Yes, for the angel Gabriel told me himself that there is one true god. He is great, and we are his brood. There are no others. All other gods are false!"
    "So you say that Hinduism is false?"
    "Yes!"
    "So you say that

• Religions of the Ancient Near East
  • Ancient Egyptian religion
  • Ancient Semitic religion
• Historical Vedic religion
• Ancient Greek religion
• Ancient Roman religion
• Celtic polytheism are all false!?!"

    "YES I DO!" At this point i could take no more.I was shakeing with rage. (I very nearly punched him, though looking back i think it would have been distasteful) I whent to the Kaaba and sat down, spouting verses from the Dhammapata at anyone who would listen.  Though they did not know know what I was talking about, some of the Meccans came and prayed to their various deities in protest. We stayed for several days, until on the fifth day Muhammad proclaimed that the Kaaba could be Polytheist as well as Monotheist.  There was a small party, then everything went back to normal and there was peace.
    I was pretty pleased with my work and walked from the holy place with a smile on my face.